uhhuh A Cute Girl Who Could Actually Exist In Real Life
Scholars, poets, and bards agreed on one thing alone—
she loved her husband, Chrom, above all else.
HeyLasFas! - #GoChieOrGoHOME - #ElizabethIsTheElizaBEST


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Info
Female - 20
Incredibly Bi
Kirkland, WA
Conceptual Artist
Layout Designer
Writer
Audio Engineer
Married to alexisnotaobot

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Biography
Did you know I can only think of four things at a time? Right now I'm thinking about the number 77, time signature metered time signatures, cute anime characters, and a haircut.

No seriously, feel free to talk to me for whatever reason. Askbox is always open as well as Skype.

Tumblr Avatar by fyre-flye!
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Things You Should Talk To Me About:
Robot Girls
Zero Escape/9h9p9d / VLR:GPD
Fire Emblem
Prequel Adventure
SMT:P4
SMT:P3
MGS
NGE
PMMM

That was not a smart move, Sigma.

shitpost-senpai:

Cat:FREE HIM!

soularwolf4:

Please watch this until the end

bloodypinata:

lizawithazed:

danishprince:

a game called “hamlet, kanye west, or dril” in which you are given a quote without context and subsequently must determine whether or not it originates from shakespeare’s extremely well-known tragedy hamlet, highly influential rapper/fashion mogul kanye west, or noted Weird Twitter account dril. it may sound easy but i have a feeling it’d be at least a little bit harder than it sounds

if you think this is easy, please remember drill said “I will face god and walk backwards into hell” Kanye West said “Nothing in life is promised except death” and Hamlet said “Words! Words. WORDS.”

I’m coding this up right now

solarbird:

vixyish:

wilwheaton:

pluspluspangolin:

sigmaleph:

responsible-reanimation:

thesleepiestboy:

dadcore420:

redfurniture:

spacebattles:

I wish more foods were named in the same vein as “I Can’t Believe Its Not Butter!”

You’ve Got To Be Pulling My Leg, THIS Is Ranch?!

Shut The Fuck Up, Are You Telling Me This Shit Is Ketchup??

I Firmly Believe This Is Not Mustard And I Am Horribly Wrong

I Refused To Believe That This Condiment Was Barbecue Sauce, And I Have Been Summarily Flayed For My Apostasy

I Assigned Negligible Probability To This Being Chili Sauce And Have Since Updated

In Which Your Humble Narrator Assumed That The Substance Within This Container Was Not Worchestershire Sauce Only To Be Rudely Awakened From This Delusion By Mysterious Circumstances

I Declared That This Couldn’t Possibly Be Soy Sauce, And I Was Wrong. I Regret The Error.

I Really Thought This Was Milk But It’s Not WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME

I Refuse To Accept That Wasn’t Chocolate Because The Alternative Is Too Horrible To Contemplate

Then What The Hell Is This Relish Stuff Really?

pokemon mystery dungeon antagonist team: hey idiot we're team BADPEOPLE. we hate you and we will mug you at the first opportunity we get. have a bad day, fuckface.
any character whose opinion holds any influence: ah yes I do admire those upstanding young lads of team BADPEOPLE,

alexisagirl:

stability:

A cat ran into a door during a French baking show

UNMUTE THIS

Track: Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get my away for this place
Artist:
Album:
Plays: 565,636

ea5e95:

retiredjesus:

cosbyykidd:

This was the best 15 seconds of my life. 

kOBE

Jordan~

viwan themes