uhhuh A Cute Girl Who Could Actually Exist In Real Life
Scholars, poets, and bards agreed on one thing alone—
she loved her husband, Chrom, above all else.
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Female - 20
Incredibly Bi
Kirkland, WA
Conceptual Artist
Layout Designer
Writer
Audio Engineer
Married to alexisnotaobot

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Biography
Did you know I can only think of four things at a time? Right now I'm thinking about the number 77, time signature metered time signatures, cute anime characters, and a haircut.

No seriously, feel free to talk to me for whatever reason. Askbox is always open as well as Skype.

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Things You Should Talk To Me About:
Robot Girls
Zero Escape/9h9p9d / VLR:GPD
Fire Emblem
Prequel Adventure
SMT:P4
SMT:P3
MGS
NGE
PMMM

That was not a smart move, Sigma.

grindonmedrewmichaelchadwick2478:

SHIA’S REACTION TO THE ENDING OF THE EVEN STEVENS MOVIE 

sgt-shivers:

thathomestar:

This is not mine. From 8ch/v/:

“Gentlemen, I have done it. I have found a way to go slower than was ever thought possible.

You may remember from a few threads ago I made a vintage cars that used all the object data on the largest map possible - “The Wheel Of Life And Death”. The slowest ride with the longest possible track. at the time time i though this was the slowest you could go but I found a way to go slower.

When a roller coaster travels along a track of constant height its speed exponentially decays towards zero but never stops

With this in mind I build a spiral track on the biggest map. The train comes out of the station and hits breaks with slow it down to 4mph. then it travels along the track, always losing speed but never stopping, until it gets to the center. where it rolls back and does the spiral again until it gets back to the station. Calculations show that it would take 210 days to finish. not in game days. real life days.

Kairos - the slow

Just for comparison. Mr. Bones takes about - 70 minutes to complete. Wheel of life - 60 hours (3600 minutes) and Kairos - 210 days (303383 minutes).”

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outaspaceman:

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

falselyprofound:

falselyprofound:

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I wonder how many sound designers have died for their art.

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bro.

thatsonofamitch:

burrisbesthypeman:

refinery29:

Music For Cats Is Real And It’s The Purr-fect Way To Win Over Your Feline

Teie, a cellist with the National Symphony Orchestra, teamed up with animal scientists to develop Music For Cats, a collection of songs that will be catnip to your meowzer’s ears. What does this music sound like, exactly? “A series of whirring, lilting, and, at times, squeaky musical tracks designed for cats’ brains and ears.”

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@leprousarmadillo @ebbywaffle

THEY ALSO HAVE A KICKSTARTER IF YOU WANT TO FUND IT

nazerine:

when you can’t remember where you put your key

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ultrafacts:

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Reasons Humans are the cutest animals:

sliceofphan:

whoopsrobots:

1. They know that automatic doors open by themselves, ut when they walk towards them they slow down just in case. Sometimes they hold out their hands and pretend it’s magic.

2. They adopt smaller animals and live with them in their homes, sometimes imitating noises and sounds in attempts to communicate.

3. When they see something funny on TV, they immediately repeat it, sometimes to other people who were already in the room watching to begin with.

4. When they like being around someone very much, some humans will take clothing items from the person to have their smell around when they’re gone.

5. Many humans will take their favorite foods away from their regular feeding areas and hold off on eating them until they are sufficiently comfortable and entertained, to maximize on the experience.

6. Sometimes, a human will associate a particular song with an individual or event, and the song will invoke deep emotional reactions.

7. While many humans prefer to sleep alone, a large number of them sleep better when in close contact with another human who they trust and enjoy the company of.

8. When a human is particularly engaged by an enjoyable task or hobby, sometimes they simply forget that their bodies require basic care to survive.

9. Sometimes the urge for them to sneeze suddenly disappears, and they become frustrated with their automatic immune responses

10. Some humans talk in their sleep, or make funny noises or breathing patterns.

11. When a human likes another human, they begin to imitate vocal patterns and mannerisms.

12. Humans come in a wide range of shapes and colors, and many humans will decorate themselves with flashy dyes or fabrics.

13. They will collect random objects with no set objectives in mind- they will gather items such as paper squares, lengths of fabric, puzzle games, and pleasantly-shaped rocks, which they will excitedly show off to other humans.

the most human postive post that could ever exist, I hope aliens find this post 

dongstomper:

bent-duck:

???

if you say it three times then Giorgio Moroder wont come out of your closet and eat your acoustic guitars

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