random-beard-man:

robot-thighs:

Really wanting to talk about the thing you’re obsessed with but your friends aren’t into it like

This is too real

natalieraerogers:

So I got Michael a 4 star wanted level then went into a mission and..

sarahmichelllegellar:

gaypornstar:

I’m watching Bratz movie.. This is too much

wolfnanaki:

This post rivals that of Time Cube. You should -totally- write him back. Can’t pass up opportunity from the supernatural forces of unlikelyhoodness to become God or something.

jockbf:

indecipherableobscenities:

Real life Quick Time Event

snoop dogg is probably the fastest man alive but no cause has ever demanded the use of his full power

sophisticatedscrewheads:

I love early Persona 3 Gamefaq forums, because they’re full of thread topics like

• How do bathrooms work?
• Why can’t I scrub the toilet?
• How do I get maid outfits?
• What drinks do I get for the little girl?
• What do vending machines do?
• What happens if I fail my exams?
• How do I become great?

They sound like a group of aliens trying to very slowly piece together human society.