uhhuh A Cute Girl Who Could Actually Exist In Real Life
Scholars, poets, and bards agreed on one thing alone—
she loved her husband, Chrom, above all else.
HeyLasFas! - #GoChieOrGoHOME - #ElizabethIsTheElizaBEST


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Info
Female - 20
Incredibly Bi
Kirkland, WA
Conceptual Artist
Layout Designer
Writer
Audio Engineer
Married to alexisnotaobot

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Biography
Did you know I can only think of four things at a time? Right now I'm thinking about the number 77, time signature metered time signatures, cute anime characters, and a haircut.

No seriously, feel free to talk to me for whatever reason. Askbox is always open as well as Skype.

Tumblr Avatar by fyre-flye!
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Things You Should Talk To Me About:
Robot Girls
Zero Escape/9h9p9d / VLR:GPD
Fire Emblem
Prequel Adventure
SMT:P4
SMT:P3
MGS
NGE
PMMM

That was not a smart move, Sigma.

out of curiosity why do you dislike the undertale fandom
Anonymous

❝ You were pretty fine with the whole horsecock incident in vegas, I trust your judgement. ❞

- (via theponytestament)

we could have prevented this

invite 50 friends get a free dildo!

BITCH IF I HAD 50 FRIENDS I WOULDN’T NEED A FREE DILDO

klisk:

baconmane:

iskyart:

alanjcastonguay:

And now we picture Tarby and LasFas in bed together, facing opposite directions. Neither is willing to fall asleep first, for both fear and titulating excitement. And yet each pretends. So both press their nails forward in ernest, biting the pillow to avoid crying out and waking the other, while the other digs around in their chest cavity for forgotten organs.

And I’m going to find them the next morning, still 69’ing, bodily fluids everywhere they shouldn’t be. Like soaking through a mattress and pooled on the floor.

Don’t let Tumblr Shipping ruin lives.

JESUS CHRIST ALAN

SWEET BUDDHA ON HIGH

OTP

Just keep staring… [minor blood]

Arizona invokes terrible bloody things.

Read More because lots of blood. Icky Icky.

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how does one create a penis pancake?
Anonymous

viwan themes