a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

I feel like I’m looking a bit blurrier today.

temporalwalker:

whitetail-music:

Heylasfas makes first contact

When Heylas and my cat Diamond meet

I’m getting better at communicating.

legendary-emerald:

heylasfas:

EXCESSIVE SWEARING!!

When I was listening to the album with my dad, I had to explain to him your reasoning for the swearing in that song. I actually managed to convince him that it was an important part of the song that couldn’t have been taken out.

I convinced a pastor that a song with that the line fuck that shit was necessary in a song about My Little Pony.

It wasn’t easy, either. I spent way too much time with the tired pedantic.

>I convinced a pastor that a song with that the line fuck that shit was necessary in a song about My Little Pony.

>the line fuck that shit was necessary in a song about My Little Pony.

>the line fuck that shit was necessary in a song about My Little Pony.

This was Everfree Northwest ‘14 for me.

I rocked this outfit.

>>photos courtesy of birdhorse.

betty-grof:

pomfette:

call me princess once and ill have a crush on you forever

Image of HeyLasFas! in a dress.

Will Be Your Own Personal Scootaloo
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I, HeyLasFas, will be your own personal Scootaloo for the length of employment. This includes:

• Being awesome on a regular basis
• Riding awesome scooter around not giving a fuck
• Creepily stalking you from afar
• Secretly stealing your possessions and trash to admire
• Creating decent sized fandom about you and how awesome you are
• Going on miscellaneous adventures
• Desperately trying to get you to recognise my existence

If interested, please contact via HeyLasFas’s tumblr to discuss details and rates.

Thank you.