sweettittiesthatwilldestroyusall:

wubli:

everyone’s the killer and i’m a SUUuuPER MAriooO

The mirror breaks and everyone cries.

This again? These are great.

- You miss your son’s birthday so you murder him and consequently annihilate the entire universe.

- You aren’t an egg anymore. You’re a family man.

- Everyone’s crying for you not to make the world’s biggest omelette. You don’t listen. You succeed. You die.

- You beat up a brute and steal all his treasure. He gets angry and freezes your entire family again, which happens to be 80 boys and no girls for some reason.

- Things aren’t that good in the life of butterfly friend. The universe collapses under the weight of unpopular reviews. It’s okay.

- The girl is pretty good at art given her situation. The girl can’t do art good anymore. It’s your fault. The girl smokes the competition. The girl needs a haircut.

- You are still a good person.

- It was a fucking lowercase “q”.

There’s not too many things that I’m -truly- afraid of. Come to think of it, there’s really only one.

I’m petrified at the concept of my death.

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