wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

• Big Boss employed a man whose sole claim to fame was that he was able to run. Said man also was incapable of jumping since he runs into claymore mines you place on the floor
  
• A man named “Hot Coldman” was a high ranking government official
• There are several mechs that spoke like Vocaloids and sang while attacking
• An astronaut died, was possessed by a pyrokinetic demon, and was able to continue living as a zombie by sheer force of will
• A man had his arm cut off and then replaced it with the arm of his boss, whose ghost then briefly possessed him. Maybe.
• Two United States politicians attempted to use Metal Gears to restore America to greatness. Both men were killed by the same man with a katana
• Nanomachines are pretty much the explanation for everything
• There was a guy who could control bees
• Big Boss discovered the tsuchinoko

spplmj:

Solid Snake vs Outer Kevin

metalgearinformer:

Metal Gear merchandise shown off at WonderFest 2016

rifleweeb:

dongstomper:

thekingsunreasonabledemands:

dongstomper:

This is the worst possible option for president 

but he’s the only candidate that’s done absolutely nothing wrong

He is literally the best possible option for president.

+ Big on defense
+ Provides jobs, housing, and medical care to anyone who will pull their weight
+ Funds highly advanced robotics and medical program
+ Pushes for global nuclear disarmament
+ Against the death penalty
+ Maintains a balanced budget
+ Offers shelter and education for refugees
+ Has a dog

- Shoots people, but they usually deserve it

Venom Snake/Kazuhira Miller 2016

sourcefieldmix:

eidolous:

teenagesharks:

corpsefluid:

gaming-booty:

hotlinecalifornia:

this is not okay

This was cute until the last three lines

this was my head canon for this too tbh.

this isn’t okay

this is so funny oh my god

masutrout:

pitfather:

coffindad:

wetorturedsomefolks:

no one gets the ‘Lord’ thing anymore because its too old timey. what if we began calling him ‘the Boss’

The big boss in the sky

johnnysasaki:

someone from /mgg/ made big boss a profile on a dating site

metalgearmoments:

Watch this guy perfectly doing the Ocelot trick from Snake Eater.

Funny thing is, he may have done a better job than the actual mocap actor