supersawhoover:

8bitgoat:

Please take a moment to imagine Rarity having Crit1cal’s voice.

What’s up everypony it’s rar1ty.  Today I’m gonna be making some dresses.  Let’s do this shit.  Look at this fabric.  It makes my horse titties vibrate.  Look at this.  Sweetie Belle get out of my horse face don’t you see that I’m working.  Yeah, you do that walking out of the room thing, like the unicorn you are.  Yeah, that’s right.  Shit, I forgot I’m a unicorn too.  Anyways, I got all this fabric, and I guess I’m making a dress.  Let’s just…uh…fuck.  You have got to be shitting me.  I seem to lack the manual dexterity that human fingers have to sew this.  What am I supposed to do now.  Just stand here I guess.  … Wait, fuck my titties and turn them into pegasus wings, I’m supposed to use magic for this shit.  Yeah.  Now we’re talking.  Look at that fabric being sewed by me.  A talking horse.  Who’s the master now, fabric?  Now, let’s see who this dress is for.  Rainbow Dash.  Like she’s even going to give a shit how good this dress is.  I’d better half ass it to save time.  Ok…ok…yeah that’ll do it.  What a work of art. It’s fucking fabulous. Rainbow Dash is going to not give a shit about it, and will probably never wear it.  Horses don’t even wear clothes.  Their asses blow freely in the wind or something.  But I don’t fucking care, I am the fucking master seamstress of horseland.  Alright, well, I’m done doing this. Well, that’s the end of this video, remember to rate the video, comment the video, and subscribe if you want to see videos similar to this one. See ya.