There’s no way mobile readmes work anymore

Jesus, dammit why the hell is [[REDACTED]] still going on

Ugh ugh ugh ugh

Call it smarm or tone policing, I still maintain my thoughts and I see no evidence to change my opinions

All the lot of you are acting illogically. EVERYONE. Just please please please stop with this, it’s clear that no one is equipped to handle or comprehend this.

Rest little ones. Your work here is done…