crocogatordile:

crocogatordile:

heylasfas:

dude I’m a college graduate I can’t do math

this isn’t math, do you see any numbers in there? Think of it as an essay, one on mathematical concepts but still not actually math.

look, I’ll get you started. All you gotta do is use this simple equation

now you’re on your way to a simple half-gradioid derivatrix

simply become female and execute a parabolic approximation at the highest reachable point on the chalkboard, making sure to simplify any radicals and gnarlies on the way. This prevents rounding errors in your derivatrix’s intergrimps

next, get out your slide rule for some non-euclidean coordinate system flexules and uh

it’s on the tip of my tongue, give me a second

I’ve got nothing

my life is a mess