I AM A GENIUS (pt. I)

Tarby scootaloo never ages

Tarby nobody notices

Tarby she just goes from town to town and ends up in new households or what have you

Tarby and she's got the memory of a hamster so she never remembers

HeyLasFas! Scoot Everlasting

Tarby this needs to be a thing omg

HeyLasFas! dude

HeyLasFas! could you imagine

HeyLasFas! like

HeyLasFas! if this happens ad infinitum

HeyLasFas! then there's a chance that in a previous "life"

HeyLasFas! Life being memory span

HeyLasFas! that she was a delinquent

HeyLasFas! and she like totally slept with a bunch of boys

HeyLasFas! and got pregnant once

HeyLasFas! and had a child, but totally forgot about it

HeyLasFas! like then years down the line

HeyLasFas! Her maternal feelings are still present, but because she's so young, she doesn't comprehend their severity

HeyLasFas! And of course doesn't remember

HeyLasFas! So she feels attachment, but doesn't have a concrete explanation why

HeyLasFas! What I'm trying to say is that she fucked Rainbow Dash's dad.

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(Part Two http://heylasfas.tumblr.com/post/71188205870/i-am-a-genius-pt-ii)