HeyLasFas! What a deadbeat

HeyLasFas! And like

HeyLasFas! because of the huge medical thing

HeyLasFas! The whole, immortal thing

HeyLasFas! she's fucking rich

HeyLasFas! but like

HeyLasFas! she had to leave Rainbow Dash and her father behind for the fear of growing senile to them

HeyLasFas! She gave literally ALL of her medical/science earnings to the father

HeyLasFas! RD was like super baby at this point

HeyLasFas! so they ended up living in a fucking sky mansion

HeyLasFas! and Rainbow Dash grew up without a mother

HeyLasFas! so she tended to be more masculine in nature

HeyLasFas! Opting to train to be super duper strong and such

HeyLasFas! Her brash nature was noted by her school

HeyLasFas! getting into fights and whatnot

HeyLasFas! and like

HeyLasFas! she met her new bff there

HeyLasFas! gilda

HeyLasFas! and they caused lots of mischief

HeyLasFas! And RD grew up into the mare she is today because of this

HeyLasFas! And neither Rainbow or Scootaloo knows this

HeyLasFas! We are fucking geniuses.

HeyLasFas! I just pulled a major character developmentary trait, explained Scootaloo's lolOrphan status, Rainbow Dash's brash nature, the parents of RD, the psychological nature that Scootaloo has to Rainbow Dash, the mansion that Rainbow has, the apparent lack of maternal family RD has

HeyLasFas! All in like ten minutes

HeyLasFas! right out of my ass

HeyLasFas! what

HeyLasFas! the FUCK

HeyLasFas! is wrong with me