your dad is nice and your camp counselor had father issues
a Golden Man appears from out of nowhere and tries to kill you, and then a swarm of robots herald your victory
You die, armless and diseased, as you reflect on how easily this could have been avoided had you not taken that sweatshirt from the station wagon.
You tell your dad to go jerk off in outer space with the rest of his loser friends. Also, a tree gets planted, and that’s kind of a big deal.
There was a cake the whole time.
The only person left on earth who genuinely cared for/loved you is dead and it’s pretty much entirely your fault
Pretty much nothing changes, but you’re freed and released in the middle of nebraska
It turns out you were the bad guy all along. You just had amnesia.
You miss your son’s birthday party, and consequently destroy all of existence.