fasterfood

*3 year old tries to walk into a bar*

“whoa there son aren’t you a little young to enter this bar”

“its what’s on the inside that counts :) <3”

“oh my bad didnt mean to offend anyone here right this way sir”

mothernatureisamisogynist

i identify myself as an adult please give me my drivers license now thank you *crash*

this is the fault of the patriarchy

*explosion*

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame

The patriarchy literally backfired on you.