special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
*3 year old tries to walk into a bar*
“whoa there son aren’t you a little young to enter this bar”
“its what’s on the inside that counts :) <3”
“oh my bad didnt mean to offend anyone here right this way sir”
i identify myself as an adult please give me my drivers license now thank you *crash*
this is the fault of the patriarchy
*explosion*
The patriarchy literally backfired on you.

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