Will Be Your Own Personal Scootaloo
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I, HeyLasFas, will be your own personal Scootaloo for the length of employment. This includes:
- Being awesome on a regular basis
- Riding awesome scooter around not giving a fuck
- Creepily stalking you from afar
- Secretly stealing your possessions and trash to admire
- Creating decent sized fandom about you and how awesome you are
- Going on miscellaneous adventures
- Desperately trying to get you to recognise my existence
If interested, please contact via HeyLasFas’s tumblr to discuss details and rates.
Thank you.
Omigosh HeyLasFas is cutest Scoot XD
I am not cute, I am awesome and spunky.
Of course you are cutie. I mean “Sport”.
How much is the employment term? I might take you in.
You determine employment length.