Will Be Your Own Personal Scootaloo
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I, HeyLasFas, will be your own personal Scootaloo for the length of employment. This includes:

• Being awesome on a regular basis
• Riding awesome scooter around not giving a fuck
• Creepily stalking you from afar
• Secretly stealing your possessions and trash to admire
• Creating decent sized fandom about you and how awesome you are
• Going on miscellaneous adventures
• Desperately trying to get you to recognise my existence

If interested, please contact via HeyLasFas’s tumblr to discuss details and rates.

Thank you.