Will Be Your Own Personal Scootaloo
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I, HeyLasFas, will be your own personal Scootaloo for the length of employment. This includes:

  • Being awesome on a regular basis
  • Riding awesome scooter around not giving a fuck
  • Creepily stalking you from afar
  • Secretly stealing your possessions and trash to admire
  • Creating decent sized fandom about you and how awesome you are
  • Going on miscellaneous adventures
  • Desperately trying to get you to recognise my existence

If interested, please contact via HeyLasFas’s tumblr to discuss details and rates.

Thank you.

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