I wanna be a stem cell… Think about it. All the potential you could have, as a stem cell. Then again, you could end up in Mitt Romney’s ass…But you could also end up in boobs. It’s probably more likely you’d end up in boobs. I like those odds. Oh god you’re typing all this. Dude,stop.

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That’s our Tarby!