HEY JACKLE.
This is what a good looking car looks like.
OBSERVE:
- Italian
- Fast
- Wide
- Cool-looking fin things
- Pop-up headlights
- Red
- Has had a hot wheels made of it
- Makes people think your dick is bigger and you have a lot of money
Your move.
sorry, but I have a boner for ugly cars
-Aston
-Unpopular
-Ugly as hell
-Hood is just under 50% of the entire length
-Nobody wants one
This is automotive heaven <3
You’re both wrong:
- Sleek aerodynamic shape
- Roomie interior
- Original/Uncommon
- Design reminiscent of abstract art
Surely nothing can outswag this.
You see this?
- Aerodynamic as fuck
- INFINITE MILES TO THE GALLON
- Get some fucking exercise during use, you fat slobs.
- Can take seat off for kinky sex toy.
I think we know the winner here.