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dnotive:

HEY JACKLE.

This is what a good looking car looks like.

OBSERVE:

- Italian

- Fast

- Wide

- Cool-looking fin things

- Pop-up headlights

- Red

- Has had a hot wheels made of it

- Makes people think your dick is bigger and you have a lot of money

Your move.

sorry, but I have a boner for ugly cars

-Aston

-Unpopular

-Ugly as hell

-Hood is just under 50% of the entire length

-Nobody wants one

This is automotive heaven <3

You’re both wrong:

• Sleek aerodynamic shape
• Roomie interior
• Original/Uncommon
• Design reminiscent of abstract art

Surely nothing can outswag this.

You see this?

• Aerodynamic as fuck
• INFINITE MILES TO THE GALLON
• Get some fucking exercise during use, you fat slobs.
• Can take seat off for kinky sex toy.

I think we know the winner here.