pictured on my shirt:

spider-man, wolverine, thor, magneto, iron man, captain america, juggernaut, the thing, namor, the black panther, the hulk, captain marvel, dr doom, doctor strange, iron fist, sabretooth, gambit, daredevil, nick fury, and one other marvel superhero i can’t identify

well then

john’s green slimer ghost shirt.

i’m the heir of breath.

a bob-omb

looks like i’m the bomb

Captain Amerieagle.

i appear to be buddha.  or i have the power to give people ponies and plastic rockets.

Pretty white horses standing around in a pastel purple world. HORSE POWER?

I’m Maynard James Keenan?  I’m okay with this.

Fender guitar shirt.

This shit better come true.

Venture Bros. skull… what does that mean?

it means you need to give me your shirt. >.>