look it’s been clearly stated that anyone in possession of a lord soul was ineffable, which means you can’t fuck them. it’s incredibly obvious, just go down the list
- seath’s lower body is crystallized and gwyn was clearly not into the shy bookwyrm type anyway
- the four kings were stuck in a big shitty hole because they got tricked by a snake oil salesserpent
- the witch of izalith’s bed will sweep you into a pit
- you can’t bone nito because I mean like just look at him