the only good option for president
This is the worst possible option for president
but he’s the only candidate that’s done absolutely nothing wrong
He is literally the best possible option for president.
+ Big on defense
+ Provides jobs, housing, and medical care to anyone who will pull their weight
+ Funds highly advanced robotics and medical program
+ Pushes for global nuclear disarmament
+ Against the death penalty
+ Maintains a balanced budget
+ Offers shelter and education for refugees
+ Has a dog
- Shoots people, but they usually deserve it