But imagine if other organelles were referred to like mitochondria are, like

• the peroxisomes are the document shredders of the cell
  
• the vacuoles are the not up to OSHA standards warehouses of the cell
  
• the golgi apparatus is the regional distribution center of the cell
  
• the endoplasmic reticulum is the illegal sweat shop of the cell
  
• ribosomes are the under the table employees of the cell
• the nucleus is the recently relocated to a tax shelter corporate headquarters of the cell