I love early Persona 3 Gamefaq forums, because they’re full of thread topics like
- How do bathrooms work?
- Why can’t I scrub the toilet?
- How do I get maid outfits?
- What drinks do I get for the little girl?
- What do vending machines do?
- What happens if I fail my exams?
- How do I become great?
They sound like a group of aliens trying to very slowly piece together human society.