sophisticatedscrewheads

I love early Persona 3 Gamefaq forums, because they’re full of thread topics like

  • How do bathrooms work?
  • Why can’t I scrub the toilet?
  • How do I get maid outfits?
  • What drinks do I get for the little girl?
  • What do vending machines do?
  • What happens if I fail my exams?
  • How do I become great?

They sound like a group of aliens trying to very slowly piece together human society.