This…is known as an aesthetic, is it not?

I am familiar with the custom of depositing coins in fountains as an offering to their gods, but to think that these sacrifices could grow this complicated! These humans have gone as far as to offer their electronics, their offices, their photo printouts of their conversations about the custom, and even water itself!

I do wish to keep up with the changing times, but I fear submerging my home may be impossible. So I have prepared four hundred top-of-the-line iPads instead. I hope this will suffice.