doe-antlers:

knifefarty:

doe-antlers:

knifefarty:

doe-antlers:

adrianianam:

sexhaver:

the current Super Mario World speedrun strat is to perform about fifty seemingly arbitrary tasks with pixel-perfect accuracy to force sprites to stay in the game’s memory and then eating an enemy and a fireball at the same time with yoshi which causes the SNES’s memory bus to execute the stored sprites as code which warps you directly to the credits

This is LITERALLY programming in assembly without being able to actually type a single character.

What the actual fuck.

This has always amazed me like how do people even figure this stuff out like this is beyond speedrunning this is literally breaking the game. I don’t think there’s any other game as thoroughly broken by the speedrunning community as Super Mario World is and I’m always shocked at just how far they’ve managed to break it. Like the Ocarina of Time strats are pretty impressive too fucking with data stored locations to get the game to warp them wherever they’d like by leaving the room in weird ways but at one AGDQ when they brought the TASbot out they had it literally write a new game through in game programming making a playable version of Pong and Snake in super mario world.

getting it to view twitch chat in real time is still the absolute greatest bar none

HOW DO YOU EVEN CONNECT A SNES TO THE INTERNET

…..or synthesize voice sounds on top of that

…………………….or write to html

TASbot has become too powerful it must be stopped

http://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick/b/607265831

skip to about 27 minutes, first they remake mario bros 1 in it, then they do twitch chat @ 39 minutes, i forgot that it was in pokemon red, not super mario worlds, oops

I remember twitch chat but I thought there was an issue with the Mario bros 1 hack, though that might’ve been the year before

I HAVE SEEN FOUR DIFFERENT VIDEOS OF FOUR ENTIRELY ISOLATED INCIDENTS OF PEOPLE PLAYING A CRUEL ANGEL’S THESIS ON A CAT PIANO. WHAT IS THIS. FOUR DIFFERENT INSTANCES. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS.

jerkofficial:

HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON

adventuresinchemistry:

But imagine if other organelles were referred to like mitochondria are, like

• the peroxisomes are the document shredders of the cell
  
• the vacuoles are the not up to OSHA standards warehouses of the cell
  
• the golgi apparatus is the regional distribution center of the cell
  
• the endoplasmic reticulum is the illegal sweat shop of the cell
  
• ribosomes are the under the table employees of the cell
• the nucleus is the recently relocated to a tax shelter corporate headquarters of the cell

metalgearmoments:

Watch this guy perfectly doing the Ocelot trick from Snake Eater.

Funny thing is, he may have done a better job than the actual mocap actor

cheesydicks:

Gentlemen behold! The Moetron.

I propose that we start combining the elite catgirls to oppose this monster.

dreamcenter:

As long as she’d let me tbh she’s the boss

rakkuguy:

senpatriarchy:

These are fucking great

MORE

drdiss:

Don’t fret Business Bunny, your first day on the job will go great!

vintydraws:

these things’re pretty dang fun to draw!

Alternate version of the Nonary Game where instead a cast of nine characters, it’s just Clover. Nine times. Nine Clovers.