If you’re expecting a good performance from me on Friday, don’t.

I’m going to have fun with it, though.

well like

I really don’t know how much of it is true because I’m incredibly lazy

but like here’s how I always thought it out to be:

You’ve got this guy or girl or whatever and they’re living their life and all is really cool and chill and all but then they notice that they put on a little extra weight.

Then and there, they immediately start looking to mediate the mediation, and that comes down to looking at their current diet. “Oh, look that’s where things are going wrong, I’ll try to eat healthier and replace more things with diet options!“

Instead of fries, I’ll get a salad.

Instead of chips, I’ll get some yogurt.

Instead of cola, I’ll get diet cola.

So like, they’re not losing a good proper amount of weight from just switching out diets, so they might take up exercising or something.

I’m talking way too much, but if I was the one in charge here (combined with the fact that I’m a total jerk), I would fill Diet Coke with all these chemicals that you wouldn’t be able to pronounce that would actually make the product more addictive, but still adding no health benefits, in turn keeping the metabolism working at the same stinted rate.

It has no calories and no sugar and no fat, so it can’t be the problem, right?

So there, more and more things would change about our humble protagonist’s diet, never actually thinking that it might actually be sustaining the problem.

The company tells this master plan across the board, because it benefits their product BEAUTIFULLY! No matter what changes in the consumer’s diet, they will keep coming back to their product because there’s no reason to believe the product isn’t helping because we’re so concerned with zero. Zero calories, Zero fat, Zero sugars.

I’m not condoning an excess of any of that is good, but the other extreme might just be as bad.

…

But then again, I’m not a nutritionist, I’m not a physician, and I’m not a doctor. None of these things I say hold any merit unsourced, I just think that if I was in charge it’d be pretty easy to game people, and I love theorising and writing concepts…

But then again, I’m a huge jerk.

And there are people that actually really like Diet stuffs for the taste, and that’s cool too.

whitetail-music:

melodyquill:

dnotive:

whitetail-music:

I tell my mom to surprise me with any sort of soda

She gets DIET coke

Yay mom!

Diet Coke > normal Coke.

Pepsi Max > Diet Coke.

Don’t agree, deal with it. At least I can drink significantly more of my preferred cola than you without worrying about sugar~

Diet Coke tastes like piss water

I don’t care about the sugar in my soda I want to drink it because I like how it tastes. Hell even diet caffeine free coke tastes better than diet coke.

I’m so confused by all the talk about worrying about sugar

like

I’d rather have sugar over whatever the hell asparagusmatine is supposed to be

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now, we have Jobs, Hope, and Ca$h.

(psst… I bought my ticket much much much earlier than I am letting on)

Confirmation to perform or attend ≠ able to actually get there, though.

Why would anyone confirm going to an event that they can’t actually go to? D:
(barring extenuating circumstances, of course…)

People have seem to forgotten that I’ve been confirmed to perform at BronyCon V for over half a year now…

That’ll happen when you want tickets less than a week before the flight.

Cat Piano is worth it.

are you sERIOUS

THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED.

I’LL BOOK MY PLANE TICKET NOW.