no but seriously if princess obama doesn’t coronate me as america’s new princess after I’m done with this album, then I legitimately give up on that dream

everybody’s out there having fun and I’m sitting here working on incredibly depressing HAPPY ALBUMS ABOUT PRETTY PRINCESSES IN WHICH EVERYTHING IS HAPPY FOREVER

As long as you know I’m a pretty princess at heart and prefer to be referred as such, then we could seriously get along

I thought that, but like, I’m pretty damn straight cis russian male. I just kinda don’t care.

And I feel bad because I have a few friends back home that still can’t get the right pronouns referring to them.

And I’ve always had that issue, even today…

(six months ago, someone tried to insult me by calling me a dyke, and I just laughed)

Is there a specific label for legitimately not caring about when gender pronoun you use to call me? I’m still having that happen.

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

I guess you can say I’m enjoying MOTHER3.

Just wait about three or four days after the show gets cancelled, that’s when Destiny drops

woooo!

11:03 hours:minutes in and we’ve established a form of currency!

How is it literally the first of october and I’m already sick and tired of 2spooky

you did well guys

The kitchen sink just rolled a nat 1.