uhhuh A Cute Girl Who Could Actually Exist In Real Life
Scholars, poets, and bards agreed on one thing alone—
she loved her husband, Chrom, above all else.
HeyLasFas! - #GoChieOrGoHOME - #ElizabethIsTheElizaBEST


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Female - 20
Incredibly Bi
Kirkland, WA
Conceptual Artist
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Writer
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Married to alexisnotaobot
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Biography
Did you know I can only think of four things at a time? Right now I'm thinking about the number 77, time signature metered time signatures, cute anime characters, and a haircut.

No seriously, feel free to talk to me for whatever reason. Askbox is always open as well as Skype.

Tumblr Avatar by fyre-flye!
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Things You Should Talk To Me About:
Robot Girls
Zero Escape/9h9p9d / VLR:GPD
Fire Emblem
Prequel Adventure
SMT:P4
SMT:P3
MGS
NGE
PMMM

That was not a smart move, Sigma.

zedrin-stormshock replied to your post “I fucked up. I’m in extreme pain. They stopped because I was bleeding…”

They didn’t knock you out? Just tried to numb it?

They *tried* to knock me out, but I feel out of anesthesia multiple times over the course of the procedure. I was paralyzed and couldn’t move while I was awake for them pulling the teeth out.

It really hurt, man.

When the doctors realised it, I heard one of them say “oh shit…” right before I went unconscious again.

I *did* ask for them to streamline the process and remove all the wisdom teeth.

They didn’t.

End of story.

They removed three teeth.

They did not remove all off my wisdom teeth.

Tomorrow is gonna suck.

I fucked up.

I’m in extreme pain.

They stopped because I was bleeding too much.

I can’t eat.

I have to do this again tomorrow.

balladoftarby:

So lasfas took a joke between us, ran with it, and came up with a headcanon that explains both scootaloo and RD’s apparent lack of parents, individual behaviors, and their connection

I’m

wow, dude ahahahaha

Well, Merry Christmas to me

I’m off to get wisdom teeth surgery.

Here’s hoping I won’t die

I AM A GENIUS (pt. I)
Tarby: scootaloo never ages
Tarby: nobody notices
Tarby: she just goes from town to town and ends up in new households or what have you
Tarby: and she's got the memory of a hamster so she never remembers
HeyLasFas!: Scoot Everlasting
Tarby: this needs to be a thing omg
HeyLasFas!: dude
HeyLasFas!: could you imagine
HeyLasFas!: like
HeyLasFas!: if this happens ad infinitum
HeyLasFas!: then there's a chance that in a previous "life"
HeyLasFas!: Life being memory span
HeyLasFas!: that she was a delinquent
HeyLasFas!: and she like totally slept with a bunch of boys
HeyLasFas!: and got pregnant once
HeyLasFas!: and had a child, but totally forgot about it
HeyLasFas!: like then years down the line
HeyLasFas!: Her maternal feelings are still present, but because she's so young, she doesn't comprehend their severity
HeyLasFas!: And of course doesn't remember
HeyLasFas!: So she feels attachment, but doesn't have a concrete explanation why
HeyLasFas!: What I'm trying to say is that she fucked Rainbow Dash's dad.
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(Part Two: http://heylasfas.tumblr.com/post/71188205870/i-am-a-genius-pt-ii)

I AM A GENIUS (pt. II)
HeyLasFas!: What a deadbeat
HeyLasFas!: And like
HeyLasFas!: because of the huge medical thing
HeyLasFas!: The whole, immortal thing
HeyLasFas!: she's fucking rich
HeyLasFas!: but like
HeyLasFas!: she had to leave Rainbow Dash and her father behind for the fear of growing senile to them
HeyLasFas!: She gave literally ALL of her medical/science earnings to the father
HeyLasFas!: RD was like super baby at this point
HeyLasFas!: so they ended up living in a fucking sky mansion
HeyLasFas!: and Rainbow Dash grew up without a mother
HeyLasFas!: so she tended to be more masculine in nature
HeyLasFas!: Opting to train to be super duper strong and such
HeyLasFas!: Her brash nature was noted by her school
HeyLasFas!: getting into fights and whatnot
HeyLasFas!: and like
HeyLasFas!: she met her new bff there
HeyLasFas!: gilda
HeyLasFas!: and they caused lots of mischief
HeyLasFas!: And RD grew up into the mare she is today because of this
HeyLasFas!: And neither Rainbow or Scootaloo knows this
HeyLasFas!: We are fucking geniuses.
HeyLasFas!: I just pulled a major character developmentary trait, explained Scootaloo's lolOrphan status, Rainbow Dash's brash nature, the parents of RD, the psychological nature that Scootaloo has to Rainbow Dash, the mansion that Rainbow has, the apparent lack of maternal family RD has
HeyLasFas!: All in like ten minutes
HeyLasFas!: right out of my ass
HeyLasFas!: what
HeyLasFas!: the FUCK
HeyLasFas!: is wrong with me
HeyLasFas!: Scootaloo's parents being stuffed into a box for over 1000 years
HeyLasFas!: numerous time portals
Tarby: scootaloo never ages
Tarby: nobody notices
Tarby: she just goes from town to town and ends up in new households or what have you
Tarby: and she's got the memory of a hamster so she never remembers
HeyLasFas!: Scoot Everlasting
Tarby: this needs to be a thing omg
HeyLasFas!: Like, there's a 60% chance that they're going to open the box and nothing is going to happen
HeyLasFas!: and they bring back that whole "the friendship was inside you all along and getting the keys proves that! nothing could change you and your friends!"
HeyLasFas!: which I'll be a little peeved at
HeyLasFas!: because it was kinda literally the pilot
HeyLasFas!: but I might be super wrong
Tarby: nah dude it's gonna be scootaloo's parents
HeyLasFas!: AAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
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