sadmisandrist:

theyve found out

Like, I want to meet the dean of bird school that’s like the nicest bird to ever bird

Like, at this point, this is the greatest school ever.

LOL OMB THIS CRANE JUST TOOK A NAP AND FELL OVER IN FRONT OF US

MAN I’M HIGH OR SOMETHING

I’m pretty sure it’s a form of Oxycodone which is a narcotic which should be making me tired but I’m not

Eastwood Airline Map. In black.

I should probably queue an appology post for my state after the dentist because I know for a fact that I’m not going to remember any of this so if I insult any of you or just become more of a general ass than I usually already am then I’m super sorry

hi comickit!

You know that beautiful thing that exists between friends when you can barely give any details and yet know exactly what they mean?

That’s the beauty of language. That’s the beauty of evolution and sentience and sapience and HELL YEAH LIFE IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE!

Like, I could talk to alex about that crazy ass time with the pineapple

and he’ll be all like “WITH THE FUCKING YO-YO?!”

and I’ll be like “SHIT YEAAH THAT WAS HILARIOUS let’s never speak of this again”

It’s like

No temporal details were conversed, but both parties had an exact recollection of an idea/event.

When I go talk about “the thing at the place” and you actually get it

That’s it.

That’s what MATTERS in a language. Peeps can even communicate through a combination of six fucking raised pips and if you don’t think that that’s just some of the coolest shit then donate your sapience to a local shelter

What matters is THE THING. Do whatever the fuck you want to get to THE THING but really, my futile plea, stop discounting all of sentient life by arguing over the semantics in a ever changing language when we can talk about more THINGS in said time

no, I didn’t have a single date through college either

no but seriously, in my narcotic induced state

there’s absolutely nothing more that pisses me off than the literal debate between the pronunciation of the .gif file type.

like, who the actual fuck cares

Language and shit like that is a medium that functions to communicate ideas between two sentient beings

if you get that I’m talking about a bunch of moving pictures on the internet, it doesn’t matter???

I find it as futile as debating an accent, like holy shit your accent is WRONG

Like there’s a technical correct way to say things, but unless you pronounce and enunciate every fucking word (americans tryin’ to getting away with a soft d in words like water and computer) then really, you get what is being conveyed and we can proceed onward with the conversation

like seriously at this point it’s a semantic argument and pointlessly exists to just have another thing to yell at each other over

no, I didn’t have a date for prom in high school

It’s pronounced .yiff

not .gif

heylasfas:

hating all beliebers because of a few assholes:

hating all bronies because of a few assholes:

hating all furries because of a few assholes:

hating all feminists because of a few assholes:

hating all het/cis/white people because of a few assholes:

…

I’m very explicitly comparing assholes to assholes, yo. Blanketing ANY WHOLE group with hatred and flimsy justification is kinda bad, yo.

Man I don’t need to go into surgery with this in my head

Off to surgery, hope it goes better this time!