apotheosic:

i’ve been in a lot of bathrooms at my college let me tell you, but in none have i seen more glory holes than in the library’s. like what the hell is the logic behind that? “hey dude let’s go to the library and study for a while and maybe get blowjobs”

readin’ and seedin’

lolmythesis:

International Relations, The University of Melbourne

‘Handshakes in Space: Explaining Great Power Space Cooperation’

What do you want to do?

There are people RIGHT NOW that don’t know that the ABC song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep have the same melody.

I appreciate the research, but the rampant MATRIARCH of the dairy industry needs to be SMASHED.

ALL COWS BORN EQUAL REGARDLESS OF GENDER

The rampant sexism in the yogurt industry is APPALLING. Did you know that not a SINGLE ounce of yogurt is made from the milk of a male cow?????

wake up america

Well, there you go!

Heh, is there anything else?

/HOT AND FAST/

jonathanbogart:

Animals discover existentialism, publishing.

Why aren’t you a bird?

michinyeo:

In Germany our flavored water is hella flavored.