can undertale just fucking win that competition already so my dashboard can just shut the fuck up about it now

please

I did not

No problem, yo! No matter what, I’ve still got your back if you need another shoulder at any point in time!

plegiarism:

its a fashion statement

I have these clothes that I call Bad Decision Clothes and I wear them every time I’m ready to make a bad decision

floozys:

meanplastic:

WHO WILL WIN?

the one with the knife has passion and determination in it’s eyes whilst the cat with the gun looks as if he only has a weapon because he enjoys a life of solitude up in his ivory tower and would never actually fire the gun, but obviously the gun is the superior weapon and passion can only take you so far so there’s no doubt that if gun cat wanted to he could be the winner hands down but it’s not a question of whether he could physically, but mentally.

crocogatordile:

hey if your guild card in monster hunter doesn’t imply you have a crush on the monsters you’re playing the game wrong

azaleecalypso:

agenderphantom:

shit that actually happens in pokemon:

• a giant castle rises from the ground around the main government building. this is basically peta’s fault.
  
• you ride a dragon-god into space to fight a meteor alien. this is plan b. plan a was to send the meteor alien to another dimension.
• one guy tries to get rid of the oceans. one tries to get rid of dry land. What Happens Next Will Shock You.
• a dude jumps straight out of the water onto an evil pirate ship, lowers the gangplank, then swims off to let a teenager deal with it.
• there is a 1/3 chance that a runaway 11-year-old yakuza/mafia prince broke into a laboratory to steal an adorable plant creature.
• you can buy a useless fish for several thousand yen from a shady salesman. this is actually a very good investment.
• the devil, the god of death and the bringer of eternal nightmares all really really really like cake.
• the space cultists would have won if dragon lucifer hadn’t showed up.
• god is a goat, and if you take it to the right place, it will make you a baby god.
• the most powerful trainer in the world (a 14-year-old with a pet rat) went up a frozen mountain for no apparent reason. he only comes down after you beat up his rat. this is absurdly difficult.
• the effective ruler of the unova region is a magical catgirl space princess with a bunch of pet dragons. 
• there’s a nine foot tall guy wandering around. his height is the least interesting thing about him. and his best friend is a flower fairy.

• no matter how many times you win tournaments and get the jackpot at the casino, you’ll still never be able to afford a bicycle.
  
• nothing will make this lazy thousand-pounds bear move from the middle of the road, aside from one particular tune that really pisses it off.
• an Artist decides to fill his room with honey.
• gym leaders are late to final battle for no particular reason; one game later, they still don’t have an excuse.
• grandfather is beaten by 3 (possibly 4) increasingly younger kids.
• the situation that happens most often in the games is that criminals dissolve gang and stop all activity because a 10 year old beat their pets.
• criminals take a whole radio station hostage so they can cry on national radio.
• island only exists on certain days.
  
• interpol detective forgets how to speak the languages of the countries he was previously encountered in.
• interpol detective dresses up as your mom.
• green onion fairy takes you and your friend to the past so you can seemingly drive your rival’s father to suicide.
  
• local Champion is mostly known across the country as “that rich pretty boy obsessed with rocks”.
• you get a mansion for free.
• pair of male characters visit your mansion together and insist they can’t stand each other.
• you can cover God in ribbons.
• you can use mythological deities of the ocean to do some sick surfing.

jaeon009:

DLC?