onion-souls:

kewlbot:

wokebae:

Carie: *emotions*

Marie: *Dies*

You were a kid
You were a squid
Now, you are nought but dust

nosferobin:

83bi:

ike… with a gun

but he already has two

brassy:

brassy:

brassy:

brassy:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this

did you just trigger tag my grandma

suppermariobroth:

All Form Explanations from WarioWare: Smooth Moves.

isleofginge:

banozac:

Contemporary internet humor is commonly considered to have a very dada sensibility. However, a closer art comparison would be to fluxus. Meme culture and so-called shitposting resemble fluxus scores and performances, and fluxkits. 

I was checking out fluxkits and scores in my school’s artists’ book collection and was struck by one in particular, Water Yam by George Brecht published in 1963. The resemblance of this kit to tumblr posts was striking to me, and I wanted to share some of my favorites:

This one reminds me of the nonsensical How To’s of the internet, the first one that comes to mind is the How To Spoon post.

This one may be the most “shit-post”y of them all.

Striking similarity to the gun meme:

I love this one so much because it sounds like someone inventing pop punk for the very first time.

And my very favorite:

@kuntperfecta

iamianbrooks:

1) AVENGED FAMILY

2) IMMEDIATELY PARTY

thehistorychannel:

this dude’s been rejected so many times and he hasn’t even been trying

newwavenova:

scribbleboxfox:

starwhalesandfogfish:

breastforce:

conceptgay:

lms if you’re part of the lgbt mob

We’ve upgraded from Trans Cult

Is it the Trans Mafia or the LGBT Mob? Which is it? 

No no no, okay, it’s actually both. See the Trans Mafia is just one BRANCH of the LGBT Mob. We’ve also got the Gay Gangsters, The Lesbian Lawbreakers, and the Bi Biker Gang. There’s also a team of Asexual Assassins. Rumor is, their next target is Governor Pat McCrory, but you didn’t hear that from me.

Mob Gay, scooping icing off a wedding cake with his finger: “That’s a nice sacred rite you have there… It would be a shame if something real… gay… happened to it.”

Cake Shop Owner, shaking: “please I’m just a god-fearing man who loves his wife and runs this here godly cake shop. I don’t want trouble.”

Mob Gay, chuckling: “Haven’t you heard?” 

Mob Gay, stuffing his icing covered finger into the man’s mouth and leaning close to his ear: _{“God is dead”}