heylasfas:

[S] TRY -OR- MAKING A CAT CRY: THE RHAPSODY by HeyLasFas!
Running Time: 38:31

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Katia F. Managan is a young nineteen-something cat/girl/kajhiiti/thing that pretty much is terrible at literally everything, especially success. That’s a recurring theme here. 

[S] Try -or- Making A Cat Cry: The Rhapsody is a lighthearted piece divided in seven movements detailing the constant emotional detriment of everyone’s most favourite, and least successful courier. 

Taking this album seriously is incorrect. 

Featuring gratuitous cursing, a horrendous singer, terrible pacing, odd assortment of instruments, and nearly entirely recorded in HeyLasFas!’s bathroom, this album is potentially literally the worst album to be created by man and mer alike. 

Do not listen to [S]T-or-MaCC:tR. 

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If you absolutely cannot afford this album and still want to have a copy, PLEASE do not hesitate to write me and I will make sure that you get a copy! Otherwise, if you could spare the money it would help a great amount to keep my work alive! (also pay the rent!)

~HeyLasFas!

reblogs are super appreciated! <3

HEY THIS IS STORM ACTOR IT HAS BEEN RELEASED YOU DUMMIES HOW DID YOU MISS THIS

Um like is this serious?

Dude, I’d love to get Storm Actor, but I’d rather hold off until I receive my copy of Destiny. I hope you understand.

Absolutely, don’t worry I’m probably literally never doing anything like this ever again.

lonelybrony42:

heylasfas:

I smashed my hands onto the keyboard in the 7th grade. It spelled lasfas.

I still think that’s bullshit. No offense.

Welp, I can’t change the story to seem more “true”.

Do you want me to go into extreme detail? Because I fucking will.

Seventh grade, computer class. Yeah, they were trying to damn hard to teach computer literacy to students by showing them Powerpoint and Word and by the end of the year they were teaching us basic HTML.

I however, already knew all this.

I decided to sit in the back of the class as far away from the teacher as possible and did like most 10 year olds did at the time, dick around.

Oh yeah, they didn’t have the traditional cases of computers like dells or hps, we used exclusively iMacs.

No, not that kind.

The 200late kind.

Yeah, that’s the one. 

This had a few bonus things on it, but the one that I had the most fun with was Adobe Flash 8. Oh man, was the dickings anything BUT around? Nope.

I made stupid animations in this while the teacher was VERY VEHEMENTLY detailing how to do a fucking line break.

I already knew, so fuck that.
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so one time I came really close to droppin’ the goose. The teacher came up to “check on our work” when really she was trying to validate her existence at the school, possibly her life I dunno I don’t claim to understand the plight of a 46 year old woman.

She came up behind me and said “JUST WHAT ARE YOU DOING LITTLE MAN” and I was totally like

*click click click*

“Is this not how the code?”

And she’s all like

“WHOA HOLY FUCK WHY DID YOU GRASP THE LESSON SO HARD THAT MY POSITION AT THE SCHOOL WILL BE CHALLENGED AND I WILL COME TO BE LAID OFF BEFORE THE NEXT YEAR COMES AROUND”

And I’m like super happy because I defeated the boss, so before I’d risk anything I’d go back home and save.

While I was back home illegally pirating several hundred thousand copies of Sandstorm, I decided to see if I can get that hella animation software suite.

Yeah so I went to Adobe’s website and HOLY FUCK THEY’RE JUST GIVING AWAY FREE COPIES*

*free copies meaning free trials and I was well aware of my prepubescent child attention span so a 30 day trial was as good as infinite

So I start illegally downloading it from Adobe’s official website illegally, but I have to legally input an Ä̷̡̛͙̭̹͓̻̪̬̝͙̳̥͎̪͖̰͓́ͤ̌̈ͯͯ̈́̔̄͊̂͐̀̚͡ ̨̡̹̻͔̲͓͔͖̘̔͑ͣͣͨ͆̀̚͠͡D̴͇̮̥͍͙̭̬̯̫͛̈̃ͥ̔̒̽̕ ̆͆͐̄͂̈́͂͌҉̷̴̢͙̬͇̭̟̖̪̥̘̲͈̘͇̟̬̼̳͓͘O͌ͥ́͂̈́ͤͭ̏ͬ̓͌ͭ́̒͟͏̸̻͓̥̞͉̲̰̝̳̹͉̼́ͅͅ ̶̸̮͎̱̘̻͚̼͉̼̲͍̦̫͌̉̒ͪ̾̎̀͘̕B̴̧͔̳̫͓̘͕͎̲̝͖͚͖̖̥͎͒ͫͯ̿̄ͦ̚ͅ ̡̠̹̪̭̰̙͖͓̯̮̲̰ͪ̅͋ͥͨ̅ͯͦͬͪͧ̑̋̽̍̌̐͜ͅE̵͙̻̥̠̳͍̟̻ͩ̍́̈́̒ͬ͌͞ ͍͙̣ͤ̀ͩ̎̽̂̊̌̚̚͜͟͠ ̷̧̼̙̫̘̬̤̼̹̬͇̠͙̖̙̈́ͨ̇͟͢ ̢̹̟̮̠͇͔͈̟͈̼͉̞̭ͧ͊̒̍ͪͮ́̍̀͐̏ͬ̉͘͜ ̢̜̺̦̱͉̑̈́ͨ̆́ͪ̄̈͋̔̓̔̔̄ͥ͋͋̉̀͜I͆ͬͫ͒̎̂ͤ̿̇̔͗ͬ͛͏̧̭͎̭̙̀ ̨͚̲̫͓̹̱̥̪̬ͧ̊̽͐̑ͫ̌̏̎̎͆͑̋̾̍ͭ̇ͣ̑̀͘͘D̸̨ͧ̇ͦ̅̆̐͌ͧ͋͆́̚҉̨͇̦̫͖̻̻̣͍

So I was deciding that I would literally never use this site ever again because who the hell needs to use the internet past 2009. I was just going make shit up.

…

But I simply could not continue.

So instead I decided to make up a dummy name that I would not have to ever remember ever.

I carefully laid my hands on the home row, as was drilled into my head by a teacher that probably was already fired.

And smashed.

l a s f a s

That was it. I was done.

I made up a name so perfect and so chaotic that there would be literally no reason to remember it.

Literally no reason to remember it.

Literally no reason to remember it.

Literally no reason to remember it.

Literally no reason to remember it.

Literally no reason to remember it.

Literally no reason to remember it.

Literally no reason to forget it.

heylasfas:

I’ve made a solid $40 off of storm actor at this point, and $25 of that comes from my mom

No I calculated hella wrong:

I got $45 from parents
and 9 $5 purchases and 1 $10

I messed up the date slider

so like $105 isn’t that bad I guess either

That’s more like it

http://heylasfas.bandcamp.com/

I’ve made a solid $40 off of storm actor at this point, and $25 of that comes from my mom

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

I’m like pretty damn sure this is satire

What no why

SMASH THE YES BUTTON. I AM AWAKE.

All your questions were about my genitals, clothing, math, or completely unrelated things. The closest was about my next project.

None of you asked how I was feeling.

You all suck.