undead-cypress:

I can’t wait to see what atlus does to you, fluffy megane protagonist (ʘ‿ʘ) 

buttsmut:

he’s made me laugh when I didn’t feel like it. Thanks cr1tikal. keep havin fun and bein’ you. [Holy Shit]

hardestcopy:

gingerisaspice:

YOUNG MORTY BECOME A LEGEND

looks at hardestcopy

This is still the best thing ever in my book.

clevercookies0417:

hellothisissatan:

This is literally how it is for a non english speaker to perfect a word pronunciation!

a vine by meshal al jaser

Jesus this is gold

First, child, you should be spelling my name correctly. Quetzalcoatl. It’s a difficult name, I don’t blame you! Anyway, I need you to be pure of heart. Not for now, of course, it just makes things easier during actual human sacrifices. You wouldn’t believe the paperwork, it’s like filing taxes. Only the tax forms are human hearts and blood. And the Assets are also human hearts and blood.

Damn it, if it isn’t a gory enough story alone, we don’t need the grimy human heart of a man who dances a little too close to the necrophila line. Have you ever seen blood and oil mix? It’s literally a tragedy. Bugger, there’s a crapton of scary words that came before. Trigger warning all around.

Anyway, was this about a song? Yeah, here you go:

SOMETHING MISSING:

Keep reading

glitchicorn:

ok snake we need you to go to russia and be sneaky for a bit, hope this doesn’t ruin you forever good luck you got this

kagays:

pjberri:

I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS

Pet peeve: People who say ‘they don’t get sick’

Undercooked booty.

“Everyone at school is all like, ‘She’s sooo mysterious!!’

She’s just not paying attention.”

13 people complimented my Chie Satonaka cosplay so far at BronyCAN!

Little did they know I’m PERFORMING IN IT!!

Yeah!