My mom keeps reading my blog and is worried that I keep talking about getting my ass kicked, how do I go about explaining that wanting to have your ass kicked is pretty common for a 19 year old ace and androgynous musician

astraysquirrel:

nashefn:

omniscient-duck:

nashefn:

omniscient-duck:

nashefn:

This amused me.

Yeah uhh, no. Sorry.
This is the one true “Wahaha”.

dammit max you weeb get your waifu out of my pony threads

But Nash, think of the drills!!

I don’t want to think about you drilling your waifu you perv.

Misha loves Shizune. Get another waifu.

astraysquirrel is an important person that needs more love than he already has, which is a lot <3

n0non:

transkaidan:

do u ever have that one female character who u like that could literally beat u up and you’d say thanks

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

aw troy

how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

When I approach the tower of pisa I mock at all the tourists trying to take their clever pictures of them holding the tower up, unknowing that it is I who pushes down. I’ve been doing this for fifteen years, of course the 45 year old man in the ed hardy shirt will be able to stop me punk. i laugh at his shortcomings.

If I just start calling all my waitresses/waiters “mom” and “dad” respectively, I wonder how things’ll go

currentsinbiology:

skunkbear:

These are “spurious correlations“ (created by Tyler Vigen) paired with a comic (by XKCD).

Here’s the cool thing: Vigen points out that when we laugh at these correlations we are actually acting like scientists. He explains it better than I can in this video.

That’s one of my favorite xkcd comics!

I’m not going to have my computer or internet until further notice, so this is going to be difficult…

Moving out. Moving up. Welcome to Kirkland.

Reasons to like Sonic Adventure 2: Battle

• Hilariously over the top narrative
• Sexy barely clothed protagonist
• Catchy as hell music
• Lovable sidekick who doesn’t really accomplish much
• Giant robots

Reasons to like Kill la Kill:

• same