whitetail-music:

fetalpile:

rasec-wizzlbang:

did-you-kno:

If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source

It’s getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from magic.
“Oh, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planet to communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it!”

Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which can revive the internet.

You CAN crash the entire internet?

Like that’s a thing that can happen?

librarian-of-time-and-space:

Okay, here we go. grammarchangeling tagged me in a post to see what are the first ten songs that play when I set my music to shuffle, then tag ten people. Seeing as how I have 7203 tracks (47.72 GB, 17.2 days) worth of music, and a large portion of it is video game soundtracks or other…

whitetail-music:

dippersnipnops:

mygames19:

spoopymygames19:

spoopymygames19:

The official Illuminati twitter page has acknowledged and thanked Alex Hirsch for the Illuminati symbols in Gravity Falls.

Alex Hirsch’s Official response:

And the Illuminati’s Response:

Stay classy Alex.

Alex Hirsch is now officially Illuminati
And the response:

UN-FUCKING-REAL

How the hell does the illuminati have a twitter

derxwnakapsyla:

November 21st, hella. that seems like a reasonable date, just before the holiday season

why does it seem familiar…

…oh.

…oh.

the danger is real and nobody is prepared

SO THEY’RE PLAYING HARDBALL I SEE

I’LL FUCKING PLAY BOTH AT THE SAME TIME I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

gothowl:

emojis are cool, but i prefer something more vintage:

 

is :awesome: actually considered vintage now, wow I feel old

beanseller:

beanbeankingdom:

Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne

Featuring Isabelle from the Animal Crossing series

alt-j:

megustamemes:

Japan does pranks right

what kind of prank is this how did they get a fucking dinosaur

bigbigtruck:

bedsafely:

I WAS GOING THROUGH THE SEINFELD TAG FOR QUOTES AND I FOUND THIS??

they knew I was coming

oh my fucking god

And what better way to eat your Evangelion cake than on the Evangelion dinner plate! Modelled again after Lillith, the second angel, this plate is carefully hand-painted and moulded to the exact details of the fallen angel if it were also a giant dinner plate. Also includes a Lance of Longinus-theme fork and knife set. Hand-wash only. 

whitetail-music:

breakcorechoirboy:

Why does homework have to exist? Why can’t I just eat pizza and be gay?

Countries that have cut out homework have far better education levels than those that don’t

Mr. Obama– Eating pizza and being gay shows significant boosts to education than the alternatives. Your response?